French Press R.I.P.

It is my sad duty to inform you of the death of our French Press beaker. It happened around 8:05am EST today. While in the midst of preparing coffee, I noticed a bowl was about to fall off the counter. I attempted to prevent the fall. In doing so the French Press collided with the sink/counter, broke and left this Earth. Those on the scene were emotional and crying over the beaker. I pronounced it dead fairly quickly. Burial was in the nearest garbage can.

French Press is survived by Chemex and Breville Drip Coffee Maker. Search is now underway to adopt a new beaker.

Charlie